Going to Melbourne

[DazListic]

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class
gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The
flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy
and that she will have to go and sit in the back. The blonde
replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some
blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and
won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde
and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she
is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to leave
and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,
I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"


Exasperated the copilot tells the pilot that it was no use and
that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to
arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot
says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a
blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers
in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry - I had no idea" gets up
and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight
attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.

The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"