Gunny
Pit-box cleaner
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Post by Gunny on Jan 29, 2006 23:01:28 GMT
A Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up to the koala and says 'Hey what are you doing?'
The koala says 'smoking a joint, come on up and have some'. So, the little lizard climbs the tree and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is so 'dry' he is going to get a drink of water from the river.
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, 'whats the matter with you?'
The little lizard explains to the crocodile he was sitting smoking a few joints with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, looks up and says 'Hey You'
The koala looks down and says.................... 'Faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrk dude.... how much water did you drink?
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Post by DazListic on Jan 30, 2006 9:12:30 GMT
;D Very Good lolololololool
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