Post by DazListic on Mar 9, 2005 22:42:14 GMT
A woman goes to a doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got a problem. You
see, I was born with 3 fannies. What can you do for me?"
The doctor gets the woman onto the table and examines her. Sure
enough, she has three fannies, side by side. After a moments thought
the doctor goes to his desk, opens a draw and gets out a roll of
gaffer tape. He then proceeds to tear off two strips and places them
over the woman's two outer fannies.
"Ok then," says the doctor when he's finished, "you can get dressed
and go now."
"Has that cured my problem then?" asks the woman.
"Not really," says the doctor, "but at least it'll stop you getting
feathersed left, right and centre."
see, I was born with 3 fannies. What can you do for me?"
The doctor gets the woman onto the table and examines her. Sure
enough, she has three fannies, side by side. After a moments thought
the doctor goes to his desk, opens a draw and gets out a roll of
gaffer tape. He then proceeds to tear off two strips and places them
over the woman's two outer fannies.
"Ok then," says the doctor when he's finished, "you can get dressed
and go now."
"Has that cured my problem then?" asks the woman.
"Not really," says the doctor, "but at least it'll stop you getting
feathersed left, right and centre."
