Post by DazListic on Jan 5, 2005 20:48:46 GMT
A teenage couple went to the guy's house and wanted to have sex.
They go into the guy's bedroom and got on the top bunk. His brother is on the bottom bunk so they decided to use code words; lettuce for harder and tomato for faster.
So they're saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato etc...
The brother wakes up and says "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
They go into the guy's bedroom and got on the top bunk. His brother is on the bottom bunk so they decided to use code words; lettuce for harder and tomato for faster.
So they're saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato etc...
The brother wakes up and says "Would you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"