Knock on the Door

[DazListic]

A man is in bed with his wife when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the
door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It's half past three in
the morning.

"feathers that for a game of soldiers," he thinks, and goes back to sleep.

Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" asks his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and
this bloke is stood outside.

"Hey, mate," says the stranger, "can you give us a push?"

"No, bugger off, it's half three. I was in bed," says the man and
shuts the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

"Dave, you're an garage. Remember that night we broke down in the
pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and
you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What
would have happened if he'd told us to feathers off?"

So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He
opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere
shouts, "Hey mate, do you still want a push?"

In the distance a voice cries out, "Yes please, mate."

Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

"Over here, on the swings."
;D