Eight Again

[DazListic]

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of
her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then
took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed
to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her :
* a Happy Meal
* with extra fries
* and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies:
* the latest Star Wars epic,
* a hot dog,
* popcorn,
* all the Coke she could drink,
* and her favourite lolly, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being
eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
meant my dress size, you f**king idiot!!!


The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna
get it wrong.