Post by DazListic on Jan 4, 2005 11:19:50 GMT
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying in bed for a
few minutes the old man cut a fart and says
"goal"
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the
world was that?"
The old man says, "goal, I'm ahead 1 to
nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and
says, "goal, tie, score."
After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says,
"goal, I'm ahead 2 to 1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly
farts again and says,
"goal, tie score."
The old man strains really hard but, to no
avail he can't fart, so
not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it
everything he has and strains
real hard to get out just one more. Straining,
the old man tries so hard he shits in the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."
;D
After laying in bed for a
few minutes the old man cut a fart and says
"goal"
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the
world was that?"
The old man says, "goal, I'm ahead 1 to
nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and
says, "goal, tie, score."
After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says,
"goal, I'm ahead 2 to 1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly
farts again and says,
"goal, tie score."
The old man strains really hard but, to no
avail he can't fart, so
not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it
everything he has and strains
real hard to get out just one more. Straining,
the old man tries so hard he shits in the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."
;D