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Post by DazListic on Jan 6, 2005 7:10:13 GMT
A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time .The meal was wonderful and romance was in the air. Later they went to the theatre and saw a fantastic play.The evening was a huge sucess. He took her home and and kissed her at the doorstep. " I have had a wonderful evening ,you look so gorgeous ,you remind me of a rambling rose.May I see you again tomorrow night?" She agreed and a date was made. The next night he arrived with a big box of chocolates . He knocked on the door. When she opened the door she slapped him across the face. He was stunned. "What was that for?" he asked. "Well,I looked up rambling rose in the gardening book last night and it said. " Not well suited to bedding,but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall."
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