Gunny
Pit-box cleaner
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Post by Gunny on Dec 17, 2005 14:28:10 GMT
While I was driving down the A40 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk asked: "Runway too short??
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher"
The copper was surprised and confused. "A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot garage?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: £45 Look on copper's face: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy ...
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