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Post by DazListic on Jan 29, 2005 9:42:46 GMT
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?”<br> The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”<br> The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”<br> “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
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