Post by DazListic on Jan 5, 2005 20:31:40 GMT
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've gota stiffy.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you in the
morning.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Do you wash your knickers in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in
them
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on
earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've gota stiffy.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you in the
morning.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
Do you wash your knickers in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in
them